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send a message to the

smallest pettiest worst person you know

anonymously send a two-inch ruler anywhere in the US for $10

Sometimes, a 12-inch ruler is simply too much for the job at hand. When you need to send a clear message that someone is measuring small things, these two-inch rulers are ideally suited for the task. It’s the perfect gift for when you need to share a laugh or you simply need the laugh!

This ruler was specifically designed and created to help those who have maximized egos and minimized measurement needs.

Rulers are shipped anonymously with no information identifying the sender; all rulers are accompanied by a helpful card informing the recipient that someone thinks this ruler should be more than adequate for the recipient.

two inch ruler options:

  • two inch ruler: Poem Message

    $10.00
  • two inch ruler: A Message for the Smallest Man I’ve Ever Met

    $10.00
  • two inch ruler: I Thought It Would Be Bigger

    $10.00
  • two inch ruler: Stay Humble

    $10.00
  • two inch ruler: You’re Impossible to Underestimate

    $10.00

what others are saying about the two inch ruler co

Thanks for the fun way to remind my ex-boyfriend he's really not all that great.

S.V.Illinois

We used one of these as a trophy for our Fantasy Football League loser - it was great fun and everyone had a good laugh!

A. R.Colorado

This was perfect for my coworker who makes too much of a competition out of EVERYTHING.

J. L. Maine

A way better Valentine's gift for me than naming a cockroach after that cheating SOB.

E. G. Florida

Thanks for the fun way to remind my ex-boyfriend he's really not all that great.

S.V.Illinois