FAQs

Is this real or is this a joke?

It is in fact both. It's meant as a joke but is in fact a real site, a real company, and when ordered - a two-inch ruler really will get sent to the recipient specified.

What is the purpose of this site?

The purpose of this is to send the recipient a message all in good fun and jest. This site is NOT to be used for bullying - the goal is purely meant to be joke that makes the recipient smile and laugh.

Can you send a message to the smallest man I've ever met?

We'd be delighted.

What situations call for a 2" ruler?

That's all up to you and your idea of fun! Ex-boyfriends are great candidates; as are people who make far too big of a competition out of something far too small. We've seen them given to winners (or losers) of Fantasy Football tournaments, game nights, golf rounds and more. Some folks have sent them to political opponents. A few souls have sent them to their bosses. Really, it's up to you and your creativity.

How long does it take for rulers to arrive?

Shipping is included in your $10 ruler cost and is provided through USPS. So it depends, but generally, the ruler should arrive within about a week from ordering.

Does the return address label give it away?

Nope, similar to Adam & Eve, we slightly obscure exactly who the package is from while providing a real return address.

Is this an attack on men?

Nope, it's meant as a commentary on anyone, man or woman, insists on over-competing in underwhelming areas.